Just read: I Should Be Able To Mute America
A lot of nodding from me and belly laughing too.
Instead, we caused the tweet to go viral and before we realized what was happening it drifted over to that foulest of places: American Twitter.
Before I sleep, I’m witness to many nightmares: Brooklynites are gutting each other over the sanctity of the bodega, Louisianan astro-poets are putting the wiccans to the torch because of their ongoing “amethyst erasure,” someone from Minnesota has gone viral claiming that it is an act of “class genocide” to know that drinking water keeps you hydrated, a Florida DSA chapter is publicly imploding over the contested value of feet pics, a Washington Post columnist is loudly pissing themselves over a petty workplace slight, the bassplayer from a long defunct hardcore band is begging people to share the gofundme page for a single mother made homeless by a twenty minute hospital visit, while armchair experts debate the value of mask mandates as #1milliondead and #bidenbts trend in your sidebar.
Ted Cruz should be the name of an Italian pornstar in a Love Boat porn parody
Very funny article. You should read it
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